Monday’s Headlines: Completely Real News Edition

A lot of outlets treat April 1 like it’s a day to completely upend the basic tenet of journalism and instead run a bunch of stories that simply aren’t true. But here at Streetsblog, we’re dead serious about the truth, so we would obviously never stoop to printing fake stories on so-called April Fool’s Day — no matter how perfectly they satirize the current road safety stasis from the de Blasio administration and the NYPD.

So let’s start with all our real news headlines:

• The biggest news from our perspective on Sunday was the massive rally in support of the final phase of the Queens Boulevard safety redesign, which is stalled because Mayor de Blasio hasn’t decided yet whether to capitulate to the car-owning minority or to make roadways safer. Coverage by WCBS88 focused on the parking vs. safety choice. Friend of Streetsblog Steve Bodzin sent us great photos (one of which leads this page today).
• More and more details keep emerging about the congestion pricing deal that passed on Sunday. The Daily News and amNY pointed out that residents of the congestion zone who make less than $60,000 will be able to deduct the toll from their taxes (howzat?). Meanwhile, the Post just called it a tax on drivers and didn’t really analyze it at all. The Times mentioned as an aside that “80 percent of the revenue will be directed to the subway and bus network, and 10 percent each to the Long Island Rail Road and the Metro-North Railroad.”
• Also, the Verrazzano Bridge is now the most expensive to cross in the United States. (NY Post)
• The Post’s Rich Calder drilled down on Mayor de Blasio’s promise last week to cut the size of the city car fleet with a detail that most outlets left out: The number of workers who get a city car for personal use has soared under this mayor. It’s more evidence that de Blasio still considers a car a reasonable perk.
• The Daily News editorial board came out in favor of more cops enforcing fare evasion, slamming Council Speaker Corey Johnson for saying that busting people for skipping out on the fare is basically criminalizing poverty. Whatever side you’re on, this is a weird position for New York’s Hometown Paper to take. Fare evasion is not likely as severe a problem as the law-and-order crowd says it is.
• The NY Post explains why you’ll be seeing more cops working as “scarecrows” near the turnstiles in a few subway stations in Manhattan. And, OK, we have to admit, sometimes it’s a good idea to bust turnstile jumpers (NY Post).
• Meanwhile, the Daily News reported on a cop who was busted for writing fake tickets against cyclists so he could get overtime pay. It’s evidence of two things: 1. some cops are on the take and, more important, 2. tickets against cyclists are written so gratuitously that a dirty cop thought he could just write them and no one would care.
• In case you wanted to read the congestion pricing legislation as written, it’s posted here.
• No surprise here: The driver who hit a 12-year old in Jackson Heights on Friday belongs to a repeat camera offender, with four speeding tickets and three red-light tickets. The only surprise is that the mayor and NYPD keep throwing up their arms as if nothing can be done. (Liam Quigley via Twitter)
• Amsterdam is going to remove 11,500 parking spaces from its central core (CityLab). In New York, Mayor de Blasio wants to build parking lots so cops and firefighters can drive to work. (Again, that’s not an April Fool’s joke!)
• Here’s a throwback to the New York Times’ coverage of Streetsblog from 12 years ago — the last time congestion pricing looked like it was going to become reality. Reading Sewell Chan’s June 14, 2007 article, it’s funny to see how little has changed (except for Chan, who is now leading the Los Angeles Times newsroom!).
• And, finally, the 103rd Precinct in Queens put out a tweet that pretty much enraged everyone who has ever ridden a bicycle.