Today’s Headlines

• Transit System Officially on Track to 1980s; Let the Finger-Pointing Commence (NYT, WNYC, AP, GG)
• One in Three Luminaries Sees Road Pricing as Key to MTA Rescue (Room for Debate)
• David Paterson Doesn’t Understand Sheldon Silver’s Autocentricity (Post, Observer)
• Michael Daly Rips Shelly for Sparing Drivers at Kids’ Expense; News Finds School Fare Smoking Gun
• Hopenhagen Schmopenhagen: Intransigent Leaders Wind World-As-We-Know-It Death Clock (NYT)
• Bloomberg Says Sending Stim Cash Directly to Cities Would Have Helped the Environment (AP)
• Times Takes Slice-of-Life Approach to City Air Pollution Study, Sticks With “OMG UES!” Meme
• Budget Shortfalls Blamed for PlaNYC Playgrounds-to-Parks Cutbacks (NYT)
• New NYPD Academy’s 3,000-Car Garage Will Ensure Cadets’ Windshield Perspective (NYT)
• Teen-Targeted DWI Program Created by Maureen McCormick Goes Citywide (News)

More headlines at Streetsblog Capitol Hill