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Monday’s Headlines: Go Fourth and Skip Today’s Headlines Edition

We'll be back tomorrow with a full slate of news that we ripped off from everyone else.
Monday’s Headlines: Go Fourth and Skip Today’s Headlines Edition

We’re taking today off because the nation is celebrating its secession from the British crown, but we’ll spend it re-reading the Declaration of Independence for a reminder.

When you’re done with that, check out the Julianne Cuba story we posted yesterday about how delivery workers did not cause any statistically significant mayhem during Grubhub’s “free lunch” day in May. The chaos, apparently, was limited to the kitchen.

We’ll be back tomorrow with a full slate of news that we ripped off from everyone else.

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Tabloid legend Gersh Kuntzman has been with New York newspapers since 1989, including stints at the New York Daily News, the Post, the Brooklyn Paper and even a cup of coffee with the Times. He's also the writer and producer of "Murder at the Food Coop," which was a hit at the NYC Fringe Festival in 2016, and “SUV: The Musical” in 2007. He also writes the Cycle of Rage column, which is archived here.

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