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Friday’s Headlines: People Really Seem to Get It Edition
Yesterday, legendary reporter Dan Rather looked around at all the space that's still allowed to car drivers and car storers and said he was made as hell and not going to take it anymore. And cover your face outside! Plus other news.
April 3, 2020
Thursday’s Headlines: April 1 Lacked Its Usual Mirth Edition
Another day, another COVID. And now Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne is dead. Click here for news and a tribute to the rocker.
April 2, 2020
Wednesday’s Headlines: Slow Rolling Disaster Edition
The death toll passed 1,000 in the city yesterday, the Post reported, making a sad mockery of our ever-upward state motto. Plus the other news.
April 1, 2020
Tuesday’s Headlines: Our Ship Has Come in Edition
Let's read the New York Times — and internalize our own oppression! Plus the other news of the day (including that big hospital boat).
March 31, 2020
Monday’s Headlines: The Latest from our LAPTOPS Edition
We finally heard from DOT Commissioner Polly Trottenberg over the weekend, who was (as always) thrust into the unenviable position of having to defend as bold actions undertaken by her boss that are, in fact, the opposite of bold. Plus the other news.
March 30, 2020
Friday’s Headlines: Maybe He Can Go Back to the Gym, Too Edition
We're starting to lose faith in Mayor de Blasio — and other headlines.
March 27, 2020
Thursday’s Headlines: We Are So Bored We’d Watch Stephen Colbert Change a Bike Tire Edition
You think you know a guy, but the CBS "Late Show" host owns a massive white Cadillac. It's really gross. Plus all the other headlines.
March 26, 2020
Wednesday Headlines: Two Streets Per Borough Edition
The mayor offers crumbs for crammed in pedestrians. Plus the other news.
March 25, 2020
Tuesday’s Headlines: Everyone Wants a Car Ban (Except the Mayor) Edition
Rain is the best social distance device we have, but the weather will turn nice again today. Plus the other headlines.
March 24, 2020
Monday’s Headlines: New York on Pause Edition
Just do us all a favor and stay out of playgrounds! Plus all the other headlines from a busy weekend.
March 23, 2020
