Today’s Headlines

  • “Police said the driver was not expected to face charges in the accident.”

    Sigh.

  • Well, he only sheared off one of the guy’s two legs, and only below the knee. I mean, he did have to swerve to avoid that other car.

    I’ve asked this here before, but let me ask again: what other piece of machinery might one be permitted to operate in such a way without facing any consequences? If I was out cutting down a tree with a chain saw and a bee flew around my head, and I swatted at the bee and accidentally cut off the leg of a passerby, do you think I wouldn’t face at least some sort of recklessness charge?

    Somebody — either the driver or the other car pulling out of the driveway — created a hazardous situation, and was responsible for what happened, and negligent.

    Every license plate number should begin with 007 — a license to kill.

  • “Police said the driver was not expected to face charges in the accident.”

    An angry British guy demanded “Why the F*CK not?!?!”