Today’s Headlines


  • Re: “Woman Crushed Under SUV…”

    Hours later, MTA cops spotted [the perpertrator] illegally parked in a bus stop on the upper East Side. But he fled before they could even run his license plate number and blew through a red light, hitting the SUV that slammed into [the victim].

    Obviously, parking illegally is a gateway crime, and should be cracked down on accordingly.

  • The “illegal parking school of policing.”

    Unfortunately, if we cracked down it wouldn’t leave us with very many police officers in NYC.