Caption Contest: Customize This NYPost.com Bike Ad

Transportation Alternatives’ Noah Budnick sends along this screen grab of a Linus Bikes ad recently served up to him on the New York Post’s website. It’s a testament to someone’s ad placement algorithms that this puppy can find its intended audience even on the site of a bike-hating rag like the Post.

Here’s a thought experiment: If you were a bike company and you could somehow customize how your ad displays on different sites, what message would you put on your NYPost.com ads? “Driving Steve Cuozzo Out of His Mind Since 1995″? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

  • Joe Jacobs

    Sorry folks, Google (AdChoices) tailors the ads to who is looking at them (the computer operator) not the site you are on. I’m sure Noah visits a lot of bike sites.

  • “Terrorists, look no further.”

  • @google-e048866c6badcc8880294421341cea13:disqus Sure, but we’re just trying to have a little fun here with the comic possibilities, impossible as they may be.

  • Guest

    “Free court summons with bike purchase.”

  • “0 to 60 in… not enough drugs”

  • Steely

    “Because some traffic is more discerning”

  • Andy Boenau

    “Agile enough to avoid car doors. Sturdy enough to withstand colliding into NYPD cruisers parked in bike lanes.”

  • Andy Boenau

    “Improving militant mobility since 2006.”

    “The Man is stuck in traffic. Do you want to be stuck with The Man?”

  • Andy Boenau

    “Improving militant mobility since 2006.”

    “The Man is stuck in traffic. Do you want to be stuck with The Man?”

  • Eric McClure

    “C’mon, you know you want it.”

  • Steely

    It’s Okay; Norm Steisel reads Streetsblog.

  • Joe R.

    “Now you too can be a scofflaw cyclist”

  • Jesse Greene

    “NOW with .0000001% MORE dedicated road space!”

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